chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

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jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

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Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than in the middle of some ladder you don’t, right?
Dave Eggers, The Circle (via splitterherzen)
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
Hafiz (via bellumnia)
I’m going to tell you something important. Grown-ups don’t look like grown-ups on the inside either. Outside, they’re big and thoughtless and they always know what they’re doing. Inside, they look just like they always have. Like they did when they were your age. The truth is, there aren’t any grown-ups. Not one, in the whole wide world.
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane (via cloysterbell)